Teacher: I’ve finally finished marking. I’m going to bed okay?
Spouse: Okay love you.
Teacher: Love you too.
Teacher: Your homework is there.
Spouse: (from behind the closed door) Hey are you awake?
Teacher: Yes…I’m finishing my work. I’m finishing this.
Spouse: Didn’t you finish your work ages ago?
Teacher: No I am finishing it now, the end of it. The end of this homework. Oh, just go away!
Spouse: (opens the door. Pitch black, she’s clearly asleep) You’re asleep.
Teacher: No I’m not. Can’t you see? I’m setting up this homework.
Spouse: Okay crazy…
Teacher: I know, he’s so silly! What am I going to do with him, eh?
Teacher: (wakes up.) Ugh. Why am I always so tired?